Ten Things You’ll Never See the Royal Family Do
The English Royals have been caught doing a lot, but here’s ten things you’ll never see them do. 1. Coach a minor league hockey team to the finals. 2. Serving you a plate of donuts. 3. Fighting a...
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View ArticleRewritten Headlines: Gas to Jedis
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View ArticleTen Reasons Why I Love Wawa
Wawa is a local mini-mart chain that’s mostly here in the East. Those of you in the other parts of the country and world, probably don’t know what I’m talking about, but still… I have to say it’s...
View ArticleRewritten Headlines: Slick Willie to Severed Body Parts
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View ArticleRewritten Headlines: Taiwan Taints to Giant Cows
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